eat brains
lover to zombies. graduated. aspiring baker. unfabulous-not average-imperfect-difficult-terrific.
365 days. why just one when you can have them all. If you don't like how things are, change it. You're not a tree.
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
I’m actually so proud though. We’re fucking awesome
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
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i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out
this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0
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You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months
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